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List of contents of this article:

• 1, Car funny slogan
• 2,A collection of humorous stories about carsA collection of silent stories
• 3, A humorous story about cars
• 4, Car Funny Slippery Classic Sentences

Car funny slogan advertising words

1. Franklin car advertising slogan--a car that will never cause you trouble 1 Volkswagen advertising slogan--car value model out of love for cars 1 Volvo car advertising slogan--caring for students Enjoy life (forlife.

2、) . Fiyet Automobile's advertising slogan--creating a new era of Fiat,UEFA Champions League standings reborn, threatening, super Rema.

3. An advertisement in a car showroom--"Always make your driver's license expire before you." A traffic safety advertisement--"Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't." A cosmetics advertisement--"As soon as possible, don't leave 'pimples'.

4. Toyota is good, running without legs! Drive a Toyota and go to Huangquan! The axle is broken at high speed, and the brake often leaks oil! If you sit in a Camry, you have to queue up for reincarnation! Yaris, passed away! Highlander, the slope is hard to climb! Don't follow Highlander uphill, and hide from Camry downhill! In the past, I always thought that buying a ghost car is a moral issue, and buying a stick car is an IQ problem.

5. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and there must be a Toyota car if there is a road. BMW does not drive other cars after driving, and Toyota does not drive BMW cars after driving. Toyota is not only now, but will always be the best car in the human universe. Toyota has been unified for thousands of years. Toyota car, I think it's okay.

Humorous stories about carsA collection of things

1. The first one is released. On a hot summer day, the bus is sultry and unbearable. A young man said to the driver jokingly: Master, if we don't turn on the air conditioner, we are about to turn into roast pigs. The driver also replied humorously: Then I must be the first one to come out.

2. A hunter drove a small car to hunt in the woods by the sea. The hunter stopped the car and went to shoot the fox with a gun. When the little squirrel saw the car, he thought it was strange. He jumped off the tree and slowly walked to the side of the car. He jumped into the car and played with the steering wheel.

3. Car Children's Story Chapter 1: Strange Car One day, the little mouse went out to play and found a big leather shoe on the grass. It thought: I'll move the big leather shoes home as a cradle. So, it pushed the leather shoes hard, sweating profusely and panting, but it still couldn't push it.

4. The bedtime story of the car Chapter 1 Dad bought a car controlled by a remote control for the little rabbit Gulit. This car is really fun. Just press the small button on the remote control, tell it to run and it will run, tell it to stop and it will stop, tell it to go west, tell it to run slowly, tell it to run fast and run fast.

5、". Now Xiao Wang was angry and UEFA Champions League standingsaccelerated to chase, but he couldn't catch up, and there was nothing he could do. Not far away, Xiao Wang Le, the big car hit the guardrail.

6. Car Fairy Tale Chapter 1: A beautiful car, the big-eared dog and the little-eared mouse are good friends, everyone knows this. They all have a friendly heart.

Humorous story about cars

1. Bedtime stories of cars Chapter 1 Dad bought a car operated by a remote control for the little rabbit Gulit. This car is really fun. Just press the small button on the remote control, tell it to run and it will run, tell it to stop and it will stop, tell it to go west, tell it to run slowly, tell it to run fast and run fast.

2. OffWhat interesting things about the car is really funny. A buddy squatted in the parking lot and saw a luxury car about to park in a parking space. So he went up and knocked on the window of the luxury car driver, threw over 100 yuan and said to him, "I like this parking space. You can park in another parking space.

3. Chapter 1: Colorful cars On the long forest street, a gust of warm wind blows. Suddenly, a colorful car flew over. A group of birds saw it, squeaking one by one, flying behind; the little animals saw it, jumping one by one, running and running behind... The colorful cars stopped.

4. Car Children's Story Chapter 1: Strange Car One day, the little mouse went out to play and found a big leather shoe on the grass. It thought: I'll move the big leather shoes home as a cradle.So, it pushed the leather shoes hard, sweating profusely and panting, but it still couldn't push it.

5. Unexpectedly, when I was driving the next day, I found that the car was scratched with a few words: the drunken attack was incurable, and the car accident after drinking was deeply harmful. The font is the same, obviously it was done by the same person. I didn't make a sound. I drove the car downstairs. From the window, I could just see everything around the car.

6. There was a young man who was quite rich. One day, he suddenly remembered to buy a car, so he went to the car company to buy a Mercedes-Benz 200. When he came back, he saw a tractor parked on the side of the road.

Car funny slipping classic sentences

1. Car paragraphs slipping collection Famous brand Mercedes-Benz, high-end, undoubtedly, poor after-sales service, should be smashed.Practical Otto, short-board road, suitable for walking, Guangzhou and Shanghai are prohibited. Domestic Geely, with amazing tone, rapid development, poor comfort.

2. Famous brand Mercedes-Benz, there is no doubt that it is high-end, and the after-sales service is too bad, it should be smashed. Practical middle tone, short board road, suitable for walking, Guangzhou-Shanghai class. Domestic Geely, with amazing atmosphere, rapid development, poor comfort. Santana is old, the parts are cheap, and the response is slow. It will be updated sooner or later.

3. There are three treasures for the loser B, K5 So 8 Maruibao. In the past, because the three cars of Kia K Sonata 8 and Maruibao have a relatively high appearance value, and as a B-class car, the price is not very expensive. Imagine that you can buy a large-sized and good-looking B-class car for 150,000 or 60,000 yuan. It's really cost-effective.

4. The car slips by the way as follows: famous brand Mercedes-Benz, high-end is undoubtedly, the after-sales service is too bad, and it should be smashed.Practical Otto, short-board road, suitable for walking, Guangzhou and Shanghai are prohibited. Domestic Geely, with amazing tone, rapid development, poor comfort. Santana is old, the parts are cheap, the reaction is slow, and it will be updated sooner or later.

5, A6 Land Rover Overlord So K Maruibao, in the automobile market at that time, the mainstream medium-sized cars were very expensive, such as the Accord, Passat, Maiten, Camry, etc. at that time, and the three major families behind the "three treasures" began to exploit market loopholes and sent the Sanbao brothers, which mainly focused on cost-effectiveness, "hang Silk Three Treasures" comes from this.

6. "Buy an engine and get a car for free." If there is a car that sells 250,000 yuan in China and 520,000 yuan in China, it must be Mitsubishi. A beautiful sentence about the New Year. Policeman: "Please give me your driver's license. I really don't know who your father is.